when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just
IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE
"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"
"i dont know if thats her"
"i rly dont think thats her guys"
AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO
"holy shit shes hot"
L I F E
YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU
OWN IT FOR ALL OF US
this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much
"How Can I Tell This Customer To Fuck Off Without Getting Fired" - an anthology by retail workers worldwide
you are the dancing queen